Dear Miss Snark,
I tried to send a query with a SASE to your blog site (email@example.com), but I think the envelope didn't go through and perhaps the stamp came off. Now my URL seems to be pasted to the floppy disk and everything looks like cyber postmarked Salvador Dali pocketwatches. Please advise. Hope this message finds you well & happy.
Thinking about Salvador Dali makes me very happy.
I can still remember the frisson of energy I felt when I saw a real Dali painting for the first time. I'd seen posters and other kinds of reproductions and thought he was amazingly funny but only when I saw the actual art did I begin to comprehend the magnitude of his genius.
I can't afford the real deal so I have to settle for pictures but this one always reminds me about the nature of art and beauty.
PS That email address works better if you include a crisp twenty dollar bill with Mr. Clooney's phone number on it.