You had to see THIS in today's Gawker, to know the derivation of THIS in today's Bellissimaaaa blog.
And Bella, now that I have your attention, I really must insist you get well.
This surgery thing is so five minutes ago.
We've had an entire writing contest while you nipped off to dreamland.
If we have to run another Bella Stander Humerus Poem Contest to motivate you, well, trust me, it won't be the first time we've unleased creative wrath here. (And Bella...this time... they have multi media.)
It's really in your best interest to fully recover very soon.