This is utterly and completely hysterical.
I actually loved Janice Harayda's The Accidental Bride. I forgot how funny she was until I found her blog (thanks to this)
Where Miss Snark vented her wrath on the hapless world of writers and crushed them to sand beneath her T.Rexual heels of stiletto snark. The blog is dark--no further updates after 5/20/2007.