The founder of Absolute Write has announced she's self publishing her first issue. (I think they call it "pregnancy" in people, but we avoid saying that word here at Snark Central.)
We've also heard that such publications can be downright expensive. Never fear though, Miss Snark is here with very helpful instructions.
You know how those big ass rich sports franchises make further millions on "naming rights"?
Jenna "The Write Stuff" Glatzer should auction off the naming rights to the upcoming spring edition of "Miss Write".
With a certified check here in my hot little hand for "Miss Awefull Write" who wouldn't want to be named for Miss Snark?
Considering the next one in line is a poodle with attitude and a wad of unmarked bills "Awefull" is sounding a whole lot better than "Killer Yapp Glatzer".
Going! going!... ow! ow! ow! why are daggers flying through the air at my head??