Crapometer FAQ updated.
You'll notice version numbers in the title.
This is #3.
next update will be #4 surprisingly.
11.22.2006
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Where Miss Snark vented her wrath on the hapless world of writers and crushed them to sand beneath her T.Rexual heels of stiletto snark. The blog is dark--no further updates after 5/20/2007.
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May we submit more than one hook? I have two completed novels I am trying to get published and can't decide which I like better. (Two different genres.)
"Miss Snark can find titles. You may not like them."
On the one hand, I really want to send my own idiotic tittle. On the other... I really want to see Miss Snarks'. What to do, what to do... I think my head will crack into pieces.
Of course I mean mine's idiotic, not Miss Snark's... Dang! I forgot to proofread, agan. Can you just imagine the junk I'd send into crapometer?
Now I'll just wear a papperbag on my head, to hide the nitwittery.
nut: it looks better that way too.
You have me confused, Nut, is that a paper bag or a pepper bag? ;>
Since when does 4 come after 3? And why am I surprised by this? ;)
I'm trying to be good Miss Snark, but it's so... hard.
I must self-edit...
I must self-edit...
I must self-edit...
Where do you get your material?
JPD (blogging slightly over the limit but still good for the moment)
Alas, the FAQ still doesn't answer the question that comes up whenever I see the word:
Is it CRAP-o-meter (a la the Brit pronunciation, KIL-o-meter) or crap-OM-eter (a la the Yank pronunciation, kil-OM-eter)?
Crap-OH-meter like Tilt O Whirl..only more nauseating!
Good question, cm alison.
It's a paper bag filled with freshly ground black pepper. Cause the chilly makes me sneeze.
Must keep typing with my toes, I use fingers nose picking...
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