Dear Miss Snark,
Are you accepting clients at this time?
I accept condolences, greetings, the occasional twenty dollar bill, and a lot of grief from Killer Yapp about dawdling in the park when the squirrels need to be chased.
Clients however are unacceptable.
oh wait, that came out wrong.
Clients are wooed, read, sought, and signed.
If you are trying to ask if you may query Miss Snark, well, the instructions are to the right.
If you have trouble reading them here they are:
Send an SASE to UrAnitwit@wtf.comma
We'll get back to you if we're interested in your work.