Email response to a form rejection:
You are only about the billioneth person who has turned me down. Any advice?
Yes. Don’t tell agents that they were your billioneth choice.
Agent Fabulous to Miss Snark:
She’s the third person in a row to respond to my rejections today, although this was by far the stupidest reaction.
Miss Snark laughs, glad she's not the only one with a target on her asterisk!