I'm going to submit my hook to the Crapometer. At the moment it's in UK spelling rather than US because, being Scots, I'd rather know I was spelling correctly in UK English than perhaps poorly in US English. Just wanted to check whether that will be ok, as I'd rather be snarked for my writing than my spelling? I'm quite willing to use US spelling if it'll be a problem, but I'm not absolutely confident that it'll be totally correct. (The difference will be minimal, anyway.)
Will Miss Snark spell cheque with vigour?
Will much depend on the red waggon...yet again?
As you can tell from all 3000 previous posts, spelling is not Miss Snark's strong suit. Write well. Hook hard. There's always an ascerbic grammarian spell czech to fire off volleys of outraged corrections, bless their little hearts.