12.24.2006

Crapstravaganza status

Killer Yapp: "Miss Snark!"

MS: "What is it KY?"

KY: "Roof! Noise! Invasion!"

MS: "KY, I think that's Santa Dog!"

KY: "Yes! Yes! Treats!"

MS: "KY, we need to set out cookies and treats so Santa Dog will feel welcome".

KY: ------

MS: "KY, where are the cookies?"

KY: --------

MS: "KY?"

KY: (distantly, under the bed, working feverishly to get under carpet) "Bye! Bye!"

MS: "KY, get your tam, we need to make a rush trip to the store!"

KY: (wearing strands of carpet on head) "Ready!!!"

We're off to replenish the cookie supply, take a walk through the park for a last minute assessment of the Squirrel threat, and then off to Grandmother Snarks for hot toddies and roast beast.

The blog will be dark through Monday.

18 comments:

Southern Writer said...

Aaaawww. Hope you get lots of treats, KY. And some of that roast beast. Christmas greetings to Grandmother Snark. Tell her I'll be there for kitchen duty when it's time to clean up.

BuffySquirrel said...

Looking at the state of the chestnuts, the sqrl threat has gone nuclear. Damn, they're black!

Merry Beast!

Chumplet said...

Darn, and I was sooo close! Oh, well, this will be either a nice Christmas present for me or a lump of coal.

Not too many toddies, dear Miss Snark! I don't want you reading my entry with a sick headache.

Anonymous said...

Happy holidays, Miss Snark and KY! Here's hoping Santa Dog leaves KY tams to match his every outfit, and Miss Snark the sharpest, pointiest stilettoes out there.

Luc2 said...

Nice! But as the song goes: "All I want for Christmas is hooks."

Minnie Bittertiddoff said...

I just started reading this crapometer and hook stuff for the first time. I think I should maybe come back again. You could learn a lot here...and for free yet. Not so bad.

mahukey said...

Merry Christmas and happy squirrel hunting!

Inkwolf said...

A wonderfull holiday to all Snarks, Yapps, Clooneys and Snarklings! And heck, to everyone else as well!

Anonymous said...

Bless your little black heart, Miss Snark. Like it or not, we know - you are an angel. In stilettos.

Ballpoint Wren said...

Merry Christmas, Miss Snark. Mojo sends his regard to KY, too!

Love,
Bonnie

cm allison said...

Merry Christmas Miss Snark, Killer, and Grandma. May Santa fulfill ALL your wishes. (For you have been a VERY good girl. New convertable and blank check book sounds about right......)(Okay, I'll go peel some more onions now....)

nut said...

Watch out, Miss Snark...

I hear Santa Dog just wrote his very own book.

You don't think he was trying to sneak in a manuscript for you, do ya?

Well, Merry Christmas, dear Miss Snark, and may KY guard you from all the sneaky writers.

Alley Splat said...

Happy Christmas Miss Snark, Killer Yapp and Grandma Snark - and all the snarklings too. Hope KY has fun annihilating the squirrels and the gin's cold and strong.

angie said...

Merry Christmas! I'm sure Santa dog will be super nice to KY, cookie deficit or no. After all, that poodle has put up with more than his fair share with Miss Snark's attention focused more on the crapometer than on snacks and petting...

klank said...

happy new year wishes

desert snarkling said...

Merry Christmas, Miss Snark and KY!

Eileen said...

It is not Santa Dog- it is Santa Paws. Many happy holiday wishes to you and Yapp

Anonymous said...

George Clooney rang while you were out... no message.