I'm Hideko Naiyama and you're enjoying a Red News holo cast. I welcome you to another installation of Arthur Wallman's Otherworld Disclosed. Yes, you heard it. Arthur Wallman's Otherworld Disclosed.
When things got silent and boring in Federation and Republican space alike we sent one of our teams out to where destinies are made and empires changed. We were determined to follow in his footsteps, but there is a reason Arthur Wallman is the greatest newscaster in living memory. When our team arrived, but a year after his own arrival, he had already managed to leave Federation officials behind.
True to his motto -- news in the making -- a trail of mayhem and destruction followed him until he came full circle and returned to Verd. That is the local capital for the few of you who haven't been glued to your holo cubes the last weeks.
Disappointed they would only learn of his adventures in retrospect our news team managed to squeeze a promise of a full interview with the man himself, just about when Federation brigadier Goodard launched his unprovoked attack on a sovereign nation. As always Wallman was where news were made.
Our team joined Wallman on his southbound escape only to be caught up in a papal crusade. We have holo feeds of TADAT battling paladins, one sequence with Otherworld magic warriors and a full length interview with a seven hundred years old refuge from Earth itself.
All this a Red News exclusive!
Nope, this is a mess. Even for a first page.
I'm sure some of the commenters who can read it for more than 60 seconds will help you sort out why this doesn't work. Get over the pain of being eviscerated and listen to them.