Have a Magical Problem?
Magic Solutions, Inc. has the Resolution!
Have a fanatical technology freak unhinging the multiverse? Need to restore the fairytale universe from Brothers Grimm back to Disney? Have Magically raised zombies? Have a
problem with Giant God Squirrels eating religious followers? No problem! The CEOs at Magic Solutions, Inc., Launye Strider, fairy extraordinaire, and Henry Winston, frugal businessman, with their special band of outlaws will solve any magical problem for the right price. Step right
up! Don't mind the reality TV cameras or the government agents and enter into a contract today!
Disclaimer: Performance of contract may not delivered if Launye Strider, the sole magic user, dies during the contract period due to lack of magic water. Magic Solutions, Inc., while responsible for the enormous cost of magic water, is not responsible for any compensation in
this event. Consequential damages are not covered for any losses, legal repercussions, or future expenses from delivery of contract. Contract at own risk.
this is hilarious. It breaks every rule. There's no hint of plot or antagonist.
Of course I'm going to read it!
Why? Cause it's FUN. It's vivid, it's zippy, it's unexpected (ie fresh! new!).
I'm not saying this is the way to go for everyone but when it works it's ok to do this. The trick is knowing when it's ok.