Ayita lives on a planet that denies Earth's existence. So when she finds a collection of books describing the forgotten planet, which will she believe? Following the instructions in a deceased woman's journal, Ayita discovers the long-abandoned space center, steals a spacecraft, and she will travel to the end of the universe to find what she is looking for.
she's looking for the Crapometer!!!
Of course, what else would someone journey across space and time for?
I'm so pleased.
This isn't a hook for all the usual reasons.