Doctor Egglometus, Evil Overlord
Every last lemon bar and cupcake in the Harried Hills Elementary School bake sale has been tainted with salmonella and fifth-grader Doctor Egglometus knows who is behind it. His mad scientist mother and evil genius father have plotted to sicken the school and incite chaos, but Doc is prepared to thwart their plans... again. After sabotaging the poisoning, Doc is pulled from public school and hastily enrolled in The Krove School for Villainy -- a private academy for children with a penchant for mayhem.
As the new kid in a school full of supervillains, Doc has his hands full of every type of mischief; from teenage masterminds monologuing their way through the halls to nefarious co-eds using blackmail to get dates for the Fall Ball. On top of everything, Doc's older brother is racking up disasters -- from an E. coli outbreak to a string of delayed airline flights -- all while incarcerated in a federal penitentiary. Doc is expected to follow in his brothers footsteps and bring the Egglometus legacy into the twenty-first century with even more spectacular calamities, but he'll settle for derailing this year's school project; a power failure across the entire continental United States.
Miss Snark is a proud graduate of this academy but she's not mentioning which year.
This is a winner.