Someone or something has stolen the Water Sprite, one of the Four essential elements which keep the balance of all life in check. Enter Marjorie (with a J not a G, she considers a J to be far more refined), a frightfully polite English Uhoc, no relation whatsoever to Dragons, whose responsibility it is to guard said Water Sprite, a job she enjoyed as it gave her plenty of time to indulge in her passion for reading trashy novels and 'thinking'. Whilst in transit through the American Deep South, she is ambushed; 'tossed around like a spring salad,' and something extremely unpleasant and smelly makes off with her charge.
Befriended by Franklin, a chilled out, laid back Bull Frog, and Bill n' Nora, argumentative Crows, she sets out to hunt her assailant armed with a Tea Pot and the conviction that 'the pen is mightier than the sword'.
But can it 'spear' Puetress, the monstrous terror who is now in possession of the Water Sprite and summons Hurricanes and Tornadoes to wreck chaos upon the land?
I've been briskly informed in a previous comment trail that it's "wreak" havoc (and thus also chaos) not wreck but other than that, what's not to love about this.
There's a lot that's not-quite-right about this, but it's charming and funny. And "extremely unpleasent and smelly" is my kind of villain.