12.24.2006

In case you need to ruin a new keyboard

This was posted earlier, but I want it to be at the top of the pile during the break.

I've watched this about five times and I laugh at something new every time.

I LOVE how the "first day of Christmas" photo changes each time!
and the gin!!!

This is utterly priceless; Miss V you are a wonder.

31 comments:

Southern Writer said...

Blush. We're ALL glad you're pleased. Merry Christmas, Miss Snark.

Southern Writer said...

P.S. You know my favorite part? The hot guys. No, wait. Seriously. My favorite part is Wiley's thanks: "Much obliged for your crap-wading services." Don't you know he's a character? I want to be a character!

Lauren said...
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Anonymous said...

Thanks so much for your dedication. Merry Christmas!

Ryan Field said...

Hope Miss Snark and KY have ( or had?) a good holiday.

MWT said...

Well, darnit. I need to put contact info up somewhere findable. Thank you, Miss Snark, from me as well - even though I missed getting in on the video.

I love how the pile of paper keeps getting higher with each new round of "and 700 hooks for me to read." :)

Sallymannder said...

Merry Christmas Miss Snark,
You've made my year more meaningful with your help and your humor. And my cats, Jack and Will, wish KY a Happy Holiday, and say, "Please stick to chasing squirrels and not cats."

Cynthia Bronco said...

That was great! Thanks for the beverage alert. I wish I'd been able to add my thanks!

Bonnie Calhoun said...

Merry Christmas, Miss Snark!

I love the naked Santa-hat wearing nitwits!

Anonymous said...

I am amused by the multiplying shot glasses of gin.

JPD said...

That was a very nice tribute to a hard working soul. (Can an agnostic say "soul?"" He just did.)

MS clearly has people who care for her, even if she is not our friend. She only "hates" us because she cares for our outcome. Otherwise, why bother making the effort at all?

I already wished her and KY a Merry Christmas. To everyone else on the blog, may your holiday season be truly blessed. Even Dave.

JPD (still struggling through BETA-blogger, and only 1/10 the techno-geek he thought he was...)

Richard Lewis said...

Selamat Hari Natal!

Many thanks, Miss Snark.

Anonymous said...

Happy holidays. This is fabo!

anon-y-mouse

nir said...

That was wonderful!

Only SEVEN pics of Clooney? (LOL)

I loved the piles of paper getting higher and higher and ending up in trash bags ... ROFL

Miss Snark, you are great for putting forth the time to help all of us. Hope you're having a great day.

Alley Splat said...

Georgeous. And yep, that wasn't a typo. Next time I'll leave my contact info in.

And thanks Miss Snark - you're invaluable and much appreciated.

Happy Christmas/Hunnukah, everyone.

Ali

ello said...

Too bad I don't have a blog! I wish I had been a part of it, but kudos to those that put it together. It was awesome!

Miss. Snark, Ditto from me too!

Happy Holidays!

Ello

Anonymous said...

Seasons greetings and happy holidays from a nitwit without contact info.

And thanks. 'Twas a good year.

M. G. Tarquini said...

Southern Writer is responsible. The rest of us just contributed photos and thank yous and kibbitzed to her about the best way to do it.

Great job, Lesia!

And you Da Bomb, Miss Snark. You Da Ever-Lovin' Bomb.

Miri said...

Argh! I did not get on the Awesome Video. (Probably because I never say anything, hmm?) My ugly mug would have just detracted from its awesomeness, though, so it's fine. To those who made it: that was just cool.

Even so, I wish you a very merry Christmas. You will never know how much you've helped me. Thank you. (Please, take this brand-new solid-gold gin pail, with clear quartz, ginproof insertion sleeves for photos of George Clooney, as a small token of my gratitude.)

Anonymous said...

I think Miss Snark kept going back to watch it again just for the Clooney pics.

Hope you ctuhad a Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

personally i dont have the time to download a 10 minute asskiss - but happy holidays anyway miss snark.


i enjoy your site- its educational and entertaining.

resurrectedwarrior said...

This is awesome. Thanks for, uh, "spamming" my blog, SW!

WitLiz Today said...

Anonymous "personally i don't have the time to download a 10 minute asskiss"...

THWHACK!!!! You are the after Christmas recipient of my Boston Cream Pie,(without the Boston) award. Once in a blue moon, I find that some commenters really stand out in their performance and deserve a much needed dose of sweetness.

This is your lucky day! Congratulations! And have a happier New Year!

WitLiz Yada

M. G. Tarquini said...

personally i dont have the time to download a 10 minute asskiss

But you had the time to tell us you didn't have the time?

*rolls eyes*

Guess you didn't have time to sign your name, either.

MichaelPH said...

Anonymous Six:
Being grateful to someone for taking her time to help struggling writers is now an asskiss? I suppose your Mother never taught you to say "grazie," ay?

Jeanne said...

To anonymous, how can you judge it an ass kiss when you didn't take the time to look at it? Just curious. I thought it was hilarious. I too liked the Santa nitwits. Wait, I think I'm in that photo ...

Otis said...

Merry Christmas Miss Snark. My human friend asked me to tell you that he is most grateful for your comments on his "most of the form right" hook. Even though he has the creakiest plot in the world, your comments inspired him to find ways to tweak it. He also told me you have a smokin' hot though somewhat tempermental poodle. I can overlook many flaws, I have a few of my own. Does she have a serious NY accent? My drawl isn't too bad but I do have a bit of a slobber issue. Maybe I'll sniff her out one of these days. Thanks again.

Otis

Otis said...

Oops. It has come to the attention of my human that your pooch is a boy, and while I have nothing against poodles, I apologize for my faux paw. My human is a special form of nitwit and begs the forgiveness of you and KY. Happy New Year! A Cuban for the stud and a pail of gin for you.

Otis

McKoala said...

That was great! Congrats to all involved!

Southern Writer said...

Anonymous said...

personally i dont have the time to download a 10 minute asskiss - but happy holidays anyway miss snark.


Anonymous, if you had half a brain you would see I got the clue gun like so many others here. Even most of those who thanked Miss Snark got it. The video is not about kissing ass. It's about showing a little gratitude to someone who knocks herself out for us seven days a week, three hundred and sixty plus days a year. It's small thanks compared to the work Miss Snark does to help us all reach our dreams of being published. It would do me absolutely no good to kiss her ass. She doesn't take on the kind of writing I do, and as far as I can tell she doesn't even like my writing. I have absolutely no illusions that she will ever ask me for pages. It doesn't make me less grateful that she's taught me more about the publishing business in the past year than I could have learned in ten years without her. Here's some ass kissing for you. Bring it over to my blog and kiss mine. Let's see what you've got. As far as I'm concerned you're just a coward who won't sign his name.

Inez said...

Could all you anonymi just
pick an alter ego?
(It works for me)
That way we can tell witty
anonymous from witless anonymous.
Just a thought---