Slower progress but nonetheless progress.
1. We will go through them all. No lottery. No stopping (barring death, dismemberment or Jane Friedman faxing me).
2. If you want more than "bingo" as a comment, quit reading now, and go get over yourself. This round was designed to work on hooks. "bingo" means you've got it. This round was not "let's heap praise on you when you get it".
3. Don't send pages unless you're asked.
4. Don't send crapometer entries at all. That ship has not only sailed, it's been lost at sea and the crew is setting up huts on some uncharted desert isle.
5. If you're emailing about anything other than the Crapstravaganza I'm ignoring you.
6. An anonymous someone sent me something nice. I'd thank you properly but of course, you're anonymous. Thank you improperly!