My dear Miss Snark,
I received a copy today of the The Artful Dog: Canines from The Metropolitan Museum of Art and in it the illustrious James Thurber claims:
I can say on firsthand authority that poodles do not like brandy; all they like is champagne and they prefer it in a bowl.
Is it true that Killer Yapp prefers champagne to your own drink of choice, or is Mr. Thurber generalizing? It seems incongruous with the cigar.
Much like Grandmother Snark, Killer Yapp drinks moonshine, smokes cigars and carries a hatpin for unexpected interactions with the Army of Squirrels. His favorite place at the Met is the Trustees Dining Room but he's also fond of this