This is too funny for words.
"like, swords" is my new mantra. Not to mention fashion theme.
KY will carry a dagger and perform the role of Natsu.
I'm now off to figure out how to get the Young and the Restless feed on my laptop.
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11 comments:
That explains the messy carpets in editors' offices.
*hopefully googling last samarai agent for self*
I think I, like, disgraced my drawers. :-)
Oh, man. Oh man, oh manno, man.
Y&R? Well, I think Carmen is still alive. How about you?
C'mon Miss Snark, we know why you like to wear stilettoes.
Bill E Goat: Hold up! I can't keep up with you today. I'm not exactly a kid any more. Wait!
Me: Yes, Bill?
Bill E: That old Prussian Cavalry Officer's sword? Where do you keep it?
Me: Oh, you mean my distant grandfather's sword? It's hanging on the wall.
Bill E: I need it, quick!
Me: Why?
Bill E: Miss Snark says she has a sword because of her new manta. Those fish are ugly. If she's afraid of them, I should be too. I'll slice and I'll dice and I'll ....
Me: Mantra ...
Bill E: and I'll fricasseeeeeeeee
Me: Mantra. She said "Mantra" not manta. And Bill, ... We live hundreds of miles from the ocean.
Bill E: What's a mantra? And do they hide out in swimming pools?
Me: All right, Bill. If you can actually hold the sword ... it's yours. ...
Bill E: Dang! There's always a problem....
What? No references to Freud and the possible meanings behind this little foray into phallic symbols?
Or what the female equivelant of "falling on the sword" may mean?
Well, of course, that's just MY dirty mind I'm sure.
Now THAT"S what I call an agent!
Shades of Shogun!
I just want to know if Mr. Takamori handles romances? LMAO
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