1.23.2007

Beverage alert of the day

This is too funny for words.

"like, swords" is my new mantra. Not to mention fashion theme.
KY will carry a dagger and perform the role of Natsu.

I'm now off to figure out how to get the Young and the Restless feed on my laptop.

11 comments:

the poopie says said...

That explains the messy carpets in editors' offices.

Dana Y. T. Lin said...

*hopefully googling last samarai agent for self*

Ivy said...

I think I, like, disgraced my drawers. :-)

M. G. Tarquini said...

Oh, man. Oh man, oh manno, man.

Desperate Writer said...

Y&R? Well, I think Carmen is still alive. How about you?

BuffySquirrel said...

C'mon Miss Snark, we know why you like to wear stilettoes.

Sha'el, Princess of Pixies said...

Bill E Goat: Hold up! I can't keep up with you today. I'm not exactly a kid any more. Wait!

Me: Yes, Bill?

Bill E: That old Prussian Cavalry Officer's sword? Where do you keep it?

Me: Oh, you mean my distant grandfather's sword? It's hanging on the wall.

Bill E: I need it, quick!

Me: Why?

Bill E: Miss Snark says she has a sword because of her new manta. Those fish are ugly. If she's afraid of them, I should be too. I'll slice and I'll dice and I'll ....

Me: Mantra ...

Bill E: and I'll fricasseeeeeeeee

Me: Mantra. She said "Mantra" not manta. And Bill, ... We live hundreds of miles from the ocean.

Bill E: What's a mantra? And do they hide out in swimming pools?

Me: All right, Bill. If you can actually hold the sword ... it's yours. ...

Bill E: Dang! There's always a problem....

Jen said...

What? No references to Freud and the possible meanings behind this little foray into phallic symbols?
Or what the female equivelant of "falling on the sword" may mean?
Well, of course, that's just MY dirty mind I'm sure.

les said...

Now THAT"S what I call an agent!

Renee said...

Shades of Shogun!

Tammy said...

I just want to know if Mr. Takamori handles romances? LMAO