1.17.2007

Nitwit of the Day

Dear blog author:
We recently came across your site, misssnark.blogspot.com, while searching for bloggers who blog about the hit tv show American Idol, now starting its sixth season.

A small group of us have started a new site called American Idol Bloggers. Our intent is to bring American Idol bloggers closer together, and make a positive contribution to the Internet community.

Would you be interested in joining American Idol Bloggers? Please take a few minutes to have a look at what we are trying to do, and if you are interested, there is a sign up page to get the ball rolling. We would greatly appreciate your support in this endeavour.

If you do not feel that your blog would be a good fit for American Idol Bloggers, but are an American Iool fan, come visit us and one of our member bloggers. You can also check our FAQ Section to learn more about American Idol Bloggers.

We look forward to hearing from you and seeing you on American Idol Bloggers.

Craig Cantin
American Idol Bloggers

23 comments:

overdog said...

The competition to be Nitwit of the Day is almost as tough as that to be American Idol. But some people just naturally excel. Congratulations, Craig.

M. G. Tarquini said...

There is only ONE American Idol, and his name is George.**

**now, playing in Iberia.

Brady Westwater said...

They must have a GOOGLE blog search on the phrase 'American Idol' which sent them a link to your blog within one minute of your mention of... American Idol.

Pretty clever, actually...

Writerious said...

Dear blog author:

We recently came across your site, nitwit.idjit.com, while searching for bloggers who blog about the hit internet annoyance technique, spam -- not to be confused with the hit canned meat product, SPAM, now celebrating its 60th anniversary.

A small group of us nitwits have started a new site called Spam Bloggers. Our intent is to bring brainless nitwit bloggers closer together, and make an enthusiastic contribution to the nitwit community as we continue to vigorously spam the internet, heedless of the consequences.

Would you be interested in joining Spam Bloggers? Please take a few minutes to have a look at what we are trying to do. If you're not completely appalled, there is a sign up page where we ask for your name, email address, mailing address, your social security number, bank account number, a tracing of your house key, and the dates of your next vacation. We would greatly appreciate your support in this endeavour, not to mention your personal information that will contribute to our overall wealth in any number of creative ways.

If you do not feel that your blog would be a good fit for Spam Bloggers, but are sufficiently lobotomized that spam no longer bothers you, come visit us and our member bloggers. You can also check our WTF Section to learn more than you ever wanted to know about Spam Bloggers.

We look forward to harassing you mercilessly and reading your seething retaliatory rants on Spam Bloggers.


Nit Wit

Spam Bloggers

Anonymous said...

You did not comment. Are you going to join the American Idol Bloggers or not?

Kim said...

Hmm... there's someone who reads well, don't you think?

Actually, Overdog, I think it's tougher for the nitwit of the day, because there are way more suitable contestants and a lot more competition! ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL. Maybe you were on their list because you are the Simon Cowell in the agent blogosphere? :)

Me Be Free Someday... said...

I gotta say, I live in Seattle, and my head is hanging low....we didn't represent. We look like a bunch of fweeks.

=(

katiesandwich said...

I'm giggling.

Anonymous said...

That's just plain spam. If he took the time to actually read your blog he'd know this isn't your topic. Now if he contacted you about George Clooney Bloggers...

Anonymous said...

Well, just out of curiosity, I went to the search blogs feature and typed in American Idol. There are 495,192 posts matching American Idol. Can't imagine what they all are. Wonder if everybody got the spam invite?

American Idol? American Nitwit, more like it.

Anonymous said...

What Writerious said:

Hysterical laughter ensued, especially when I got to the tracing of the house key and vacation dates.

Yep, yep, yep -- I needed that. :-)

Sue said...

Though the show's premise is a lot like the slush pile. A great many wannabes who don't take time to understand the industry or understand their own level of competence.

Janet Black said...

Miss Snark, this invitation to blog American Idol seems to suggest doing so in your spare time, I assume. ha ha

Sherry D said...

Me Be Free Someday... said...
I gotta say, I live in Seattle, and (..) we look like a bunch of fweeks.

I live near Seattle, and I must ask, where in heck were the talented people hiding? Only freaks showed up, which gives an interesting and embarrassing twist to our already suspect reputation for being geeks and nerds.

Anonymous said...

WTF? Is Clooney appearing on American Idol?

Minnie Bittertiddof said...

"They must have a GOOGLE blog search on the phrase 'American Idol' which sent them a link to your blog within one minute of your mention of... American Idol."

Clever and scary too. If this is true, Miss Snark should never mention Seymore Butts in a post.

Anonymous said...

Writerious, I think I love you!

RMS

P.N. Elrod said...

:Pat's head explodes:

Elfje said...

This would be a good contestant for the mention-an-irritating-name-as-many-times-as-you-can-in-the-least-possible-amount-of sentences world cup.

And the response from Spam Bloggers is hilarious :D.

Heather said...

Sue, I thought exactly the same thing last night.

Perhaps Simon is actually Miss Snark's male alter ego in another industry?

BenPanced said...

Fresh bucket of gin for Miss Snark, please. I think she accidentally kicked the first one over from laughing so hard.

Akuseru said...

At least they got the blog address right....