1.26.2007

oh my yes, a new vendor for Miss Snark's communication needs

Normally Miss Snark orders her engraved calling cards from dear Mr. Snagsby but she has found something....well, see for yourself.


thanks to she of the ironed underpants for the link

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

I especially love the wtf? card.

BenPanced said...

So crass. So elegant. I want 10 of everything.

Janet Black said...

Where can I order 5000 of those? :)

Cynthia Bronco said...

Now I can order pink notecards with purple unicorns for my agent queries. Thank You Miss Snark! (I'd better run out for more glitter and confetti stat...)

Anonymous said...

I love these! The note jotter pad of paper with the heading "notes and shit" is absolutely fantastic. How classy! "FU" never looked so elegant.

kathryn magendie said...

I am ashamed(sort of, not enough though) to say that my friends would order for me the notecards and jotters with glee, for I have a bit of a potty mouth. Interestlingly, the potty mouth doesn't show up much in my writing, but, then again, my characters have more class than I do...*laughing*

Rashenbo said...

Lol :) I think I may need those WTF cards myself.

Anonymous said...

I must order 100 of the WTF cards to use as covers for my follow-ups to agents who don't reject me promptly!

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

I have seen these cards IN PERSON. I have held them. Touched them. Tried not to snort root beer on them. Hid them from the child who can read.

Trust me. You want them. Hell, I want *more*.

Lauren said...

Ironed underpants?

Jim Oglethorpe said...

Oh my God..this morning I clicked the the link but didn't look closely. I'm like "Bitch, I already have my Crane notecards." I checked back and I have tears running down my cheeks. I am in hysterics. I am ordering Fuck You, Whore, and WTF. This is totally my immature and crass humor.

Anonymous said...

i was going to recommend fish and webster (www.fishandwebster.com) but then i looked more closely at the cards and...uhm... we really are talking a whole other orbit aren't we?

Anonymous said...

Ha! I want them all!

Chumplet said...

I have an in/out box on my desk that says, "Shit to Do" and "Shit I Did". Custom made by me.

LadyBronco said...

I sooo have to order these with my next roll-up keyboard!

Anonymous said...

ok. That's a fabulous find. Many thanks. I hope she's a friend of yours because I just ordered a bitch/whore/slut-load...

clever, clever

Zany Mom said...

Count me in as one who didn't look too closely at the home page of the link. I thought it said "Thank You" in elegant script, and figured, what do I need thank you notes for?? Then I went back for a second look, as thank you notes seemed a bit bland for Miss Snark. I love it! I probably could send a few to people I know and they wouldn't look at it carefully enough to see what it really says, LOL.

Manic Mom said...

Classy! I need my Snark fix. It's been a while!

Tawna Fenske said...

Just ordered the "Holy Fucking Shit" trinity and I can't wait for them to arrive. Thanks for the link, Miss Snark!

Tawna

Dave Kuzminski said...

I suspect some agents will send you their own, Miss Snark, once they begin receiving these from writers. ;)

takoda said...

Hey Lauren, "Ironed Underpants" is the gal from Philly, right?

Anonymous said...

This reminds me a little of a traditional jute doormat I once saw (and am still kicking myself for not buying) that read "Go Away" instead of "Welcome".

A Paperback Writer said...

I think I'll buy some of these to send to the parents who complain that I actually dare to assign homework to their children. Ah, but perhaps the principal would not approve.....