Killer Yapp: "Snark! Snark! Miss Snark!"
MS (one eye from under the duvet): "KY, it's Sunday. I'm ...ah...reading".
KY: "Flash! Gordon!"
MS: "there's an email from one of the cabal?"
MS (leaping over tall pile of slush balanced precariously on gin cases): Print, KY, Print!
KY (reading aloud): Dear Miss Snark, I'm looking for a girl werewolf novel and I saw a comment a while back on your blog about someone working on a girl werewolf novel. Her name escaped me, but if you remember, could you have her get in touch. Love, Agent InNeedA
MS: KY! Keyword: werewolf! Search!
KY: Here! Here! Here!
MS: Excellent. Three comments, all from BarkOLounger. Click on her blog. Get her email.
KY: Digits! Absent!
MS: What?? A blog with no email address?
MS: KY you need glasses AND a hair cut, let me look.
KY (leaping off keyboard in a snit): Lasik my asterisk.
MS: Damn, the dog is right. Who would write a blog and comment extensively here, and not give me a way to get in touch??
KY (recalling previous frustration): Buffy! Squirrel!
MS: She's busy cleaning her shoulder mounted rocket launcher.
KY: Chase her down! Me! Me!
MS: Ok, Buffy Squirrel AND anyone who writes about girl werewolves, drop me an email, IF you know what's good for you!
KY: (sound of typing)
MS: And while you're there at the keyboard, answer a few more blog questions too, ok?
MS (from under the duvet): I heard that.
KY (texting): u r that