Dear Miss Snark:
Love you, love your blog, love your dog, etc.
I'm going to submit my mystery novel to a manuscript contest and was wondering if you would review my one-page synopsis and first ten pages and give me your feedback.
The deadline is tomorrow.
If yes, I'll send both documents in the format you prefer.
And just now via email:
How about just the synopsis?
Once was funny.
Twice makes me think maybe you weren't joking.