Dear Miss Snark,
I have a question about the title for my new book. It’s a lovingly crafted story about the mutant pet mice I owned when I was a child. Their names were Memphis and Dallas. They shared a beautiful pink tail that connected their cute little furry butts. The book is my heartwarming narrative of how they dealt with adversity. For example, at first they cancelled each other out on the treadmill by trying to run in opposite directions, but over time they learned to take turns. Do you think I should title my poignant memoir A Tail of Two Cities?
No no. Of Mice, Amen will allow you to tap into the heartwarming market more easily and avoid any unfortunate comparison to that hack Dickens.