This is an almost absolutely true story. Being a reacher for the stars, I queried Dan Lazar about my picture book, Griffin, the Happy Helicopter. He wrote back saying I'd sent a snazzy letter but I must've been on Jim Moonbeam because I called him David and his name is Dan. I wrote back that I was sorry and if he would represent me I would never call him Dan again. He wrote back that I was forgiven but my pages didn't grab him, and if I ever query him again I can call him Dan because that's his name.
The almost part is the name of the book, I fear.