Harriet watched author Dan Lazar’s show on the Children’s TV Network. Today’s story was about a snazzy griffin, who wanted to fly a helicopter decorated with moonbeams. Heraldo had to overcome the fact that no one would let him, he wasn’t real.
Harriet was born small and distorted. She was invisible to her mother except at dinner. Harriet watched Heraldo claw the unbelievers with his reachers. They felt pain.
That night, at the hospital’s emergency room, Harriet was the center of everyone’s attention. The doctors sutured the bite on her mother’s arm. Harriet thanked Heraldo. And sent him small kisses.
WTF?? This one was already given a number and posted.
DISQUALIFIED FOR BLATANT NITWITTERY!!!!