“His wife said he named his kid Dan Lazur Reacher,” the squat bald detective commented to his partner, ducking as they approached the helicopter.
“Who’d do that to their own son?” His partner, a tall, thin man with buzz cut hair asked rhetorically. “That name dates back to the time of Governor Moonbeam, Jerry Brown.”
“Well, they gave him a snazzy last ride,” the bald man unzipped the body bag, carrying the mutilated corpse, and peered distastefully at the victim’s face.
“Looks like the same cut marks the Griffin used on his other five victims,” his partner replied, looking away.
Disqualified for spelling.
I mean really now...Lazur?