3.23.2007

IOM #28

Agent Dan Lazar wearily rubbed his temples. She’d started off his headache again, like a dozen helicopter blades whirling inside his skull.

How could Miss Snark do this? Expose his name to the snarkling hordes? “If I ever find out who she is and how to reach’er, she’ll be sorry,” he muttered.

The pain was worse. He was on the verge of another of his blackouts.

A moonbeam glinted off something in the corner, snazzy red stilettos big enough to fit a griffin… or his own feet. To Dan’s horror, the countless lost hours of the blackouts suddenly made sense.



Oh this is hilarious!
Dan Lazar IS Miss Snark!!!!!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha! This one was great.

Anonymous said...

HA!!! KY must be very confused...

Anonymous said...

awesome!

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

So terse! So pointed! Plus an actual story. Surely, close to the top of the heap.

CM said...

Also I think there may be some real truth to this.

Anonymous said...

This one got a laugh out loud!

snortsmoxieoutnose said...

BEST BEST BEST BEST! Love it!!! Am I supposed to comment anonymously here?? Ok. WINNER!

Maggie Robinson said...

Gives new meaning to bipolar.

McKoala said...

And so realistic...

Anonymous said...

I knew it! Miss Snark lives on the wrong side of the law. LOL!

R/ said...

Loved "reach'er". Made me chuckle.