Call me Dan Lazar's Proctologist, or, The Reacher. Because he sits long hours, Dan's the Poster Boy for LBD... Lower Bowel Distress.
This visit, nervous and naked, Dan climbs aboard my renovated Griffin multi level rotating stirrup examining chair. Dan's lower lip quivers. I grab my happy face paisley latex gloves and roll ‘em beyond my elbow.
"Snazzy, uh Dan?" Dan's upper lip quivers.
Looking into Dan's err… problem, I turn my headset light to high. Dan mutters. "Doctor Moonbeam!" Laughing I bang the tilt trim button. Spread eagled, Lazar spins like a helicopter blade.