I'm reading my query letters tonight thus my thoughts turn to the slush pile on steroids: the crapometer.
Here's my brainwave: the next crapometer is your equery. You send, and I'll show you where I stop reading.
I'll pick some random number between 5 and 20 to comment on further.
It's gonna be a brief time window for entries of course, and this time I'm reserving the right to limit the number I post so entry isn't guaranteed.
Let me know what you think, or if you have suggestions.
The next crapometer isn't for quite some time so don't start sending me stuff or I'll consign your email to the junklist AND tell Killer Yapp you like cats more than dogs.