Dear Miss Snark,
What's with the weird intentional spellings?
Pron? Dear dog? 3o? 4o0? asterix?
Is it a style thing? A search engine thing? A PG-13 thing?
Where did you see "pron"?
Dear dog is instead of "dear God" because I'm trying to quit using the name of the Lord in vain. Fuckin' A difficult to do by the way.
Asterix...well, ok, so my spelling sux.
Can you understand it?
Of course you can.
It's not an inside joke. The inside jokes involve orange cunts from Rabbitania and "fiction novel" contests.
It's not a search engine thing.
And no, it's not a pg 13 kind of thing. This blog is for grown ups. No sprout of tender years should be within eyeball range of this poodle totin', advice throwin', invective tossin' Snarkoseum.