Hear me, oh Oracle of Snarkilosophy and Yappitude,
What is the one question a minion should never, never, never ask an agent?
What is the one question that is a must?
1. How much can you get for this?
2. What have you sold?
Your actual agent:
1. Am I your favorite client?
2. Am I doing everything I need to in order to sell/promote my book?
1. Can I query you?
2. I have Mr. Clooney in the trunk of my car. Where should I deliver him?