Neurological disorder characterized by sudden recurring attacks of motor, sensory, or psychic malfunction with or without loss of consciousness or convulsive seizures. Brought on by the bludgeoning force of Miss Snark's Clue Bat.
Not to be confused with:
A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable attacks of deep sleep, sometimes accompanied by paralysis and hallucinations. Brought on by hours of sifting through the slush pile and dealing with nitwits. Symptoms are often acute during Crapometer season.
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