A question: the fiction editor of Esquire plans to send me a napkin for the magazine's Napkin Fiction Project. He says editors and agents have scouted writers who've written for this endeavor. Is this true? Could I really get attention for what I write on a napkin? Is this why I went to graduate school?
Should I go to the bar and practice now?
sure, why not;
no, you went to graduate school to get laid; and,
Never turn Serendiptity away from the door, even if she's only dressed in a cocktail napkin.