4.19.2007

Killer Yapp is not amused

I'm not sure if this is going to be as funny tomorrow morning as it is now, but I'm on the floor laughing.

This is just hilarious.
The best part however is the comment section.
"Is it flammable".
Dear dog.

25 comments:

flem snopes said...

This reminds me of when we ran a doctor out of town for sleeping with his patients. Sadly, he was the best vet we ever had.

Anonymous said...

"Oh look mommy, a sqeaky toy!"

NONONO HONEYDON'T SQUEEZE IT!!!

Oh dear.



I think that's the best comment. Oh my goodness. My friend's dog needs that.

takoda said...

I need one for our pet rabbit.

I guess since it's springtime, sales will be high.

Cheers!

Zany Mom said...

I think it's hysterical, too! Maybe I'm just warped. ;)

Dave said...

Thanks, I needed that!

Crabby McSlacker said...

I'm not sure whether to thank you, Miss Snark, for making my morning (this was hilarious) or curse you for putting those doggy porn pictures in my head. I'd like to erase them now, please.

Katharine said...

Bwahahahaha! I've just shared that page with thousands of editors around the world.

kathie said...

It'll still be funny...

Anonymous said...

Dear Miss Snark,

How do you find these things?!

Heather said...

lol.

...Or you could just get your dog neutered, and solve the problem entirely.

Granted, this would remove you from many laughs..

Anonymous said...

Dammit, now I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. And I have a call with a client in 2 minutes...

And anonymous just made it worse!
"Oh look mommy, a sqeaky toy!"

NONONO HONEYDON'T SQUEEZE IT!!!

ROTFLMAO!

Sniff sigh

Back to work

C.J. Redwine said...

Major Mistake of the Day:

IM'd the link to my husband (who d.j.'s a morning show on a radio station).

He checked the link while they were live.

Laughed his ass off on the air.

Turns out they were discussing a co-worker's difficult break-up.

The co-worker was in the room.

She did not find it funny.

Heidi the Hick said...

WHY is the stuff that is most WRONG always the FUNNIEST????

The Anti-Wife said...

WOW! Maybe they could create them with different outfits for different dogs. Perhaps KY would like a French maid? Or they could wear slickers and boots for Labradors, sarongs for Shih Tzu's, have beer maids for German sheperds and gangster's molls for pit bulls, flamenco dancers for Chihuahuas. The possibilities are endless. It boggles the mind!

Hoolie said...

I'm currently in the final throes of finishing my MFA thesis, which happens to be about my dog. I'm SO going to--ahem--insert this.

"Bow wow chicka bow wow" -- brilliant! I'll be giggling about that comment all day. Thanks for the much needed, totally gross, beautifully-themed break, MS.

Manic Mom said...

Katherine--care to share my ms with thousands of editors around the world as well?!!

: )

dragonet2 said...

I. Will. No. Follow. Links. At. Work.

Trying to keep from rotflmao.. especially that quote from the first anonymous.

tee hee

Edyta said...

Am I the only one, other than Killer Yapp, who is not amused? Doesn't anybody else find this puerile, infantile, and any other ile you'd care to name? Or is that what appeals to you? Is projecting our own sexual neuroses onto dogs really that funny? Would it be just as funny if it involved children? Or are animals the last group who can be attacked with impunity? Sorry, but I just don't get it.

Kim said...

Wow.

My eyes hurt.

The bow chicka bow wow comment almost made me fall off the floor.

It's wrong.

So wrong.

But funny as hell :)

The Anti-Wife said...

Infantile and puerile – absolutely.

Projecting our own sexual neuroses onto dogs – no!

This is what dogs do. They hump – each other, people, fleece, or whatever happens to be convenient when they’re in the mood. Don’t believe me? Watch the Animal Planet or go out in your yard. I would rather have my dogs hump one of these than my guest’s leg.

If it involved abusing or taking advantage of children Miss Snark would never have put it on her blog in the first place. Trying to tie the two together is totally illogical.

No one is attacking animals here. This is funny!

Mark said...

That is funny. You'd think a country this innovative could find a way to curb CO2? Maybe later? This reminds me of a dog I knew in Alaska. He was a little mutt named T.J. Johnson and lived at the Gracious House Lodge on the Denali Hwy. The horniest dog in the north, was how he was introduced. He lived up to it, but alas, never found anything substantial to focus on. Snowmobile rides helped.

LadyBronco said...

That is just so wrong on so many different levels...

And I can't stop laughing!

Anonymous said...

To Mark: The guy who created it is French, and unless we convince him to jump over the pond, the CO2 problem is here to stay... ;)

Mark said...

the CO2 problem is here to stay... ;)

I'm half French and you better hope this isn't true. We intend to see it isn't.

Amy said...

My husband took one look at the picture and said, "THAT'S SICK!" I laughed my way through the whole thing -- the comments were especially funny!