Hi Miss Snark,
I heard the 24/7 gin pail delivery was shut down in the New York area, so I hope you're coping well.
You occasionally post messages with the tag "Miss Snark is amused", which made me wonder. Do you and Killer Yap enjoy April Fool's Day? Has KY ever hidden your slush pile or did you ever pretend the cat of an agent friend would come to stay, requiring KY to share his bed or wherever he sleeps?
By the way, people at Wikipedia get the weirdest questions. Just now, I came across some oddball with the username Gclooney who was asking for your email address there.
Thankfully my email address is published in sixty gazillion places and any incoming email with the name "clooney" triggers a mail rule audio buzzer and flashing light when it arrives.
Killer Yapp is far too cerebral for practical jokes. He prefers puns. In Latin:
veni, vidi, video