Entry #1
waitress said to bob
stop pinchon my ass, fuckwad
we blanched. chums of chance.
Entry #2
Gravity's Rainbow,
Pulitzer? Nebula? No.
Magnum Opus, Yes.
Entry #3
What goes up comes down
Apogee's apology
Gravity's Rainbow
Entry #4
Being snarked hurts good
Cluegun shifts my gravity
Rainbow gin saves me
Entry #5
Are Snark and Pynchon
chums of chance? Oh, wow--this ought
to be really good.
Entry #6
Pynchon fêted, yet
I'm barfing bananas, and
The rainbows explode.
Entry #7
Gravity’s Rainbow
Against the Day of Pynchon
Chums of Chance float by!
Entry #8
a post-horn rainbows
gravity's autumnal sky.
chums of chance screaming.
Entry #9
Gravity pushes
Rainbows arch over Vineland
Pynchon's seventy
Entry #10
Rocket to the brain
that explodes comprehension.
Gravity’s Rainbow.
Entry #11
Gravity stopped him
Pynchon could see the rainbow
Chums of chance no more
Entry #12
Pot of gold waiting
At rainbow's end, or maybe...
Multi-book contract?
Entry #13
Behold great Pynchon;
slithered by on Chums of Chance,
reflects on hard days.
Entry #14
Gravity and Sky,
lovers, not chance chums, Pynchon
Rainbow’s cheeks… both sets.
Entry #15
gravity at hand
global ruin in earth’s tears
rainbow tribe of one
Entry #16
Marvelous Pynchon,
Switch rainbow ends with me. Flip
fates; ride my seesaw?
Entry #17
Head hits the pillow
Gravity gives us a pinch
On our rainbow cheeks
Entry #18
Rainbow bends to earth
Is elusive Pynchon there?
Slow Learners are we.
Entry #19
Chums of Chance unite
Beneath Pynchon's full rainbow
To fight gravity!
Entry #20
gravity at hand
global ruin in earth’s tears
rainbow tribe of one
Entry #21
Lust and gravity:
"Hey! Who's that pynchon my ass?!"
Rainbows from her punch.
Entry #22
Meaning focuses.
Gravity is understood
Her heart feels the poem
Entry #23
Let 49 just
Cry Rainbow tears
for our Chums of Chance
Entry #24
Chums of Chance pynchon
to the rainbow of their dreams
gravity stops them
Entry #25
Who’s this enigma,
Elusive as a rainbow?
Pynchon is Miss Snark.
Entry #26
"Chums," said Tom Pynchon
of skydiving, "just take a
chance with gravity."
Entry #27
Chums of Chance balloon
into inverted rainbows
Pynchon's gravity
Entry #28
Gravity keeps me
below your rainbow, Pynchon
with my chums of chance.
Entry #29
Seventy gables
Cast longer shadows across
The old Pynchon elm
Entry #30
2007
Blowing comes across the cake
Seventy candles
Entry #31
Wherefore art thou Thomas
Salinger says you are a
Catcher of Rainbows
Entry #32
Chums of Chance take flight
rising towards Pynchon’s rainbow
Gravity be damned!
Entry #33
'Twas the chums of chance
served by Rasputin-like kin
pulled my rainbow down
Entry #34
on a rain-wet bough
last leaves bend to gravity
lovers eloping
Entry #35
Gravity's Rainbow
Such an enduring story
By Thomas Pynchon
Entry #36
Does the love of death
In Pynchon’s gravest novel
Trace a rainbow’s arc?
Entry #37
Pynchon's posthorn chums:
Lot cries. Benny stencils, and
Chances traverse Webb
Entry #38
t. pynchon's rainbow,
el arco iris in spain.
cervantes' spectrum
Entry #39
Pynchon's rainbow prose,
Bright and weightless; his greatness,
Optic illusion.
Entry #40
Rainbow gravity.
Pynchon and Clooney collide.
Snark asks: Chums of chance?
Entry #41
Gravity up on
Heat and sky, wind and sea, lost.
Chums of chance. Gone. Gone.
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5 comments:
Wow. Having read all the entries, I can easily say that mine (#11) sucks compared to the rest. Well played, all of you.
Snarktests are the best
put your writing to the test
will gin bribe the judge?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. /me curses, gnashes, and curses some more.
All it took was two hours for me to forget to pay attention.
V for visceral
writing that moves mind and soul
the nose job killed me
I liked 9 and 17 - they even obey the real rules of haiku pretty well (references to the seasons/weather properly included).
Number one has a certain ring to it.
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