Dear Miss Snark,
I'm planning on getting two pet rats and naming them Miss Snark and Killer Yapp. Do you think I'm setting them up for crushing failure and self-esteem issues when they do not live up to their namesakes?
(What is Killer Yapp's feelings toward rats? How do they rate in relation to squirrels?)
A squirrel is now the president of France so Killer Yapp is busy rerouting his Tour de France itinerary to avoid ...well..France.
We're not much fond of rats either but that's tempered by a recent rereading of Charlotte's Web and the snarly wonderfulness of Templeton.
I think you should name those rats Jimmy and Cagney cause "you dirty rats" is best said in a Cagney sneer.