Killer Yapp reads several papers around the nation. His discovery of this headline merited
what can only be described as a true Gallic sneer and sardonic "as if".
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12 comments:
ROFL.
You go, Killer Yapp.
Tell Monsieur Yapp that if he ever decides to depose the French President and take over the country, my girls will be happy to serve as his bodyguards.
Poodles everywhere are relieved.
Woof! Sarko une caniche? Dans ses rêves!
That made my day !
(doesn't take much, does it!)
My mind almost read, "Snarko's Message."
Speaking of squirrels, apparently they're organized around here. We have to watch our backs when we walk the streets. They stare.
Of course he wouldn't be a Poodle! Any Poodle can tell you that they are of German origin (Pudel) and not French at all!
Oh, Ms. Snark, now i REALLY like you....
anna
Sacre bleu!
Poodles of the world, unite and take over.
Good for KY! Poodles get enough of a bad rap without this type of reference. You can't even point a finger at mine before 9 am unless you're willing to lose it.
As KY knows full well, a Hungarian isn't French.
OK, I give up.
Why is he a squirrel?
I mean, I admit he's got some horrifying ideas, like how the French should actually work for a living and Muslim women shouldn't be treated like chattel, but can he really be called a squirrel just because he's not a French poodle?
Sorry, but I care too much about KY to not tell it straight. It's the haircut that ruins it for poodles. Don't believe me? Imagine George Clooney with a mullet, an Afro, or Don King hair.
Embrace your nappiness, KY. Respect yourself.
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