Dear Miss Snark,
Is there a particular book you would recommend as a high school graduation gift for a young woman who still has a lot to learn about life?
I have already considered one of your recent raves, Patricia Carlin's How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist, but I'm afraid that question has already been answered in this particular case.
Many thanks, and welcome back! Oh, how we missed you!
I found this one to be pretty darn useful.
I missed y'all too, and I'm glad to be back.