In honor of the 70th birthday of Thomas Pynchon, Miss Snark is conducting an unannounced writing contest.
It opens at 8pm tomorrow, May 8. It will be open for 7 minutes.
Eastern time. That's Greenwich mean time minus 4 hours.
Your entry must be in haiku form
five syllables in line one
seven syllables in line two
five syllables in line three
It will help your chances at winning if you include any of the following:
Chums of Chance
you must email your entry to killer yapp at gmail.com
Miss Snark reserves the right to not post all the entries (finally getting smart!).
All decisions by the judges are final, whimsical and not subject to any griping or second guessing.
You must provide a US address to receive the prize.
If you ARE Thomas Pynchon and you win, I'll be happy to send the prize to your editor, no questions asked.