Mr. Mojo

Killer Yapp: Miss Snark!

MS: KY, why aren't you opening envelopes in the slush pile?

KY: Union rules! lunch break! youtube!

MS: oh dear dog, what have you found??

KY: Dog! Dog! Dental floss! Dog! Dog!

MS: KY, that is Mojo, Miss Wren's dog

KY: Teeth! Teeth! Jaws!

MS: KY, that dog has a massive underbite. Mojo counldn't bite you if you arrived on a plate and handed him a bib and chopsticks. You're safe.

KY: Fashion Emergency!

MS: yes, it's true Mojo has no pink tam but they do things differently out there. They even take dogs in cars!

KY: No! No! Limo!

MS: KY unless you get back to work I'm going to work MY mojo on you.

KY: Feline!

MS: Besides KY, the only dog you need to worry about is Chuckie


Elektra said...

But dogs can't use chopsticks! They have no opposable thumbs! (Everything else I have no problem with. Talking dog, no big deal. But chopsticks, now that's just silly [insert hated smiley of coice here])

Miss Snark said...

all self respecting NYC residents, be they oppossably thumbed, bi or quadra pedaled, or even bereft of elbows know how to use chopsticks.

Anonymous said...

Have you seen today's Monday Morning Mojo? FABULOUS! He's the star of his own comic! KY must be green.

I know my Dodger thinks it's cool!

Existential Man said...

you gave us something to sink our teeth into! "teeth, teeth, jaws, massive underbite, couldn't bite you"--now, that's what i'm talkin' 'bout!

Anonymous said...

Note to Ballpoint Wren:

Just send me Chuck and nobody gets hurt.

Elektra said...

Yet another reason to move to New York

Elektra said...

Of course, the real burning questin of the day: Can Bill E. use chopsticks? If so, are there pictures?

Mindy Tarquini said...

Mojo is the reason I get out of bed on Monday mornings.

Shortly after I moved to Phoenix, I went to a Chinese restaurant called P.F. Chang's. They gave me a fork. Then they explained how the Chinese eat, that there are three basic Chinese sauces, hot sauce, soy sauce, and...I can't remember, a third sauce of some kind. Those were arranged in a handy little container in the center of the table. Then the waitress explained how I could experience the true Chinese eating experience by dousing my food with one of those three sauces.

I asked for chopsticks. The waitress stared at me. Apparently chopsticks were not part of the true Chinese eating experience.

Silly me.

Miss Snark said...

Funny, the reason I get out of bed is KY. His bark is worse than his bite but it's not the worst thing that happens if I slack around.

Anonymous said...

Mojo might be the smarter one. I mean, duh, liver treats are for eating, right?

Anonymous said...

Wow, what talented dogs! Opening slush, surfing the net, balancing bacon treats.... But I have to admit, Mojo falling over backwards was my very favorite part. ;)

Anonymous said...

mine too

Maya Reynolds said...

I read Dooce.com just for Chuck. What that poor dog puts up with.

You need to check out his Halloween costumes: Princess Leia, Darth Vader and Yoda.

Here's the link: http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily/11_01_2006.html

angie said...

Monday Morning Mojo rocks. Definitely a great way to start the week.

astrologymemphis.blogspot.com said...

I adore Mojo, and Bonnie's comic today was enough to make me consider getting a Mac. I had no idea she had a video, too. How modest of her to keep quiet about it. (Loved the part where Mojo fell over!)

Ballpoint Wren said...

Thanks for the mention, Miss Snark!

If you ever come out to the West Coast we can bring Mojo and Killer Yapp to Del Mar's Dog Beach. A little sun, some California babes, and KY will be hitting you up for surfing lessons in no time.