Dear Miss Snark,
I’m in the process of writing a celebrity soup-and-stew cookbook. It will feature the favorite recipes of many big time stars. For example, it will have recipes for Groucho gazpacho, Red Buttons red bean, Chuck Norris chicken noodle, and Robert Goulet goulash.
I need one more soup recipe to finish out the cookbook. Since you’re such a humongous superstar, it would be swell if you’d contribute a recipe for any of the following soups:
- Snark snert (as you no doubt already know, snert is also called erwtensoep, and is a split-pea Dutch soup).
- MissSnark MineStrone.
- Snark shark fin.
Would you be willing to share one of your yummy-in-the-tummy soup recipes?
Sure no problem! In fact here is the recipe for all three!
Ingredients: one phone, one Andrew Jackson, one dog.
Dial phone.
Answer door
Surrender Mr. Jackson.
Divide into bowls.
Give one to dog.
Enjoy the other.
You are a newcomer to this blog if you think Miss Snark uses that room with the locking white cupboard for anything other than storage.